“Our Environmentally Friendly Tempura Is Made With Sustainable Seafood And Vegetables, Harvested In Ways That Consider The Long-Term Well-Being Of Our Precious Land And Oceans.”“Wonderful! How’s It Served?”“On A Large Polystyrene Block.”
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"Cocktail Bathtub Complete With Rubber Ducky"
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“Here’s Your Beef Wellington Starter. Is There Anything Else I Can Get You?”“Tetanus Shot, Please.”
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"Caesar Salad Or Charlie Brown Christmas Tree?"
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"The Chips Come In A Rock"
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"Waiter, I Prefer My Pie To Be At Least 9 Inches Off The Table"
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"This Is A Take Out Dish - Diners Were Instructed To Plate Like This At Home. Part Of A $115 Tasting Menu"
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"Turns Out The Best Plates Are At Arm's Reach"
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"Espresso... To Go"
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"Please Take A Charcuterie And Have A Seat"
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"This? Oh, It's Just An Orthodontic Mould Of The Restaurant-Owner's Mouth From Barcelona"
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"Gravy In A Urinal"
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"Repeat After Me, Hub Caps Are Not Plates"
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"My Cocktail Was Caged Because What If It Flies Away"
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"Found On Yelp & Now I Don’t Want To Stay At This Hotel Anymore"
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"Chocolate "Horse Turd" Truffles On A Manure Fork. Just No"
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"Full Breakfast In A Jar"
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"Beignets Growing On A Tree"
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"Syphon Tower Of Onion Rings"
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"My Cocktail Came In A Box"
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"Fish And Chips On Paper"
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"Charcoal Waffle Eggs Benedict On A Shovel In Barcelona"
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"This Is Not How I Want My Biriyani To Be Served!"