"My girlfriend has recently had a bug problem in her apartment. She's drunk and went to the bathroom. I'm about to be single."
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"My boyfriend just asked me"
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"Left a note for my boyfriend before I went to work this morning. Came home to this"
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"So my boyfriend's dream of filling a bucket with 100 McDonald's chicken nuggets has been fulfilled"
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"For our anniversary, my boyfriend decided to get me a picture of my dog that does not reflect his personality, whatsoever"
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"My Boyfriend had the audacity to send this to me about my cat."
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"Boyfriend gave me this poster of Prison Mike made entirely of pictures of us"
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"Girlfriend sleep-talks a lot. I write down the best ones when I can."
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"My boyfriend is taking care of my cat for me. I asked how it was going and he sent me this."
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"Girlfriend left me and the dog home alone for the weekend. First thing I sent her."
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"I am Sick and james asked if i wanted toast so i requested “plain toast” twitter, he made me PLANE toast"
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"My friend played a prank on his girlfriend. She has a night vision motion-activated camera setup in a quest to treat a sick coyote. She checks the footage every morning religiously. He rented a Sasquatch outfit and walked around the camera at 4 am."
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"Caught my girlfriend doing her makeup this morning."
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"I asked my boyfriend to join my Zoom meeting to critique my assignment presentation."
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"My boyfriend goes a little overboard with vacuuming.. and always talks about posting on this sub but never does. So here it is!"