Terrified kitten rolled into the shop and then into my house.
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Towed with the E-brake on.
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This bit holder my daughter bought me.
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Customer is emailing/calling to find out why their windows & doors are open…. While the car is in service at a Mercedes Dealer.
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What car does this bring to mind?
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"Pure Michigan"
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Customer states AC isn’t blowing as hard as it does in their husband’s car.
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Be a mechanic, they said.
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My buddy's brass balls.
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My brother is an advisor at a Honda dealer. Just texted me this.
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Lady came in for an oil change... 47k miles on the car.
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When all else fails.
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C/S smells like burning rubber when driving
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Dropping off the wife’s vehicle for winter tires. Thanks to this sub for making me a better customer.
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I present you this Jetta with their SECOND annual oil change at 340 miles.
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Well, on the plus side, your alignment is bang on!
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Buddy sent his gf in because he "thinks it might need brakes."
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This Jeep just ran out of luck. A penny came out of the transmission drain hole.
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Wife's van. Convinced her to drive 10 miles out and back to make sure we didn't miss it.
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Found my late dad's car full of mold after an year, mum wanted to take it to a garage like that, I thought about you people and spend the day cleaning it.
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Knives I have found under the back seats of used cars.
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Rolled in because it wouldn't start. C/S car has been sitting up for "a little while," has a newspaper from the Cold War in the trunk.
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Just rolled out of the shop, and paid 900 of their 1400 dollar bill in ones. There's another row of stacks beneath this one in that bag. Not the same customer as last time either.
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A Chrysler engineer would climb over 72 virgins to ##ck a tech.
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"Do not worry about the airbag recall, no one is allowed to sit in the passenger seat anyhow." This is what the customer said. Here for just a coolant leak.
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So apparently the insurance company doesn't think this is totaled.
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And then immediately rolled right out. Nope.
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Near 600k 17 Accord hybrid came in today... that’s a new record in our shop. Very custom... one of a kind
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Customer bought wheels and tires online, after advising multiple times that the tires are too small for his SUV he insisted for us to put them on. TireSize: 225/45/17
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Came in for an oil change and brake inspection.
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Dear Mini, ##ck you. Sincerely, every mechanic.
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Dropping my car off for service and remembered my days of being a tech.
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Waited on this trim piece for over a week, only to find that they snapped it into 3 separate pieces to fit it into this box.
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Car was in a flood and customer asked if it was okay, the dash answered for me.