"Just wanted to discreetly buy some sexy time stuff... NOPE. LET'S MAKE THIS EMBARASSING."
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"Not what I meant by cut in half :("
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"These 2 spent 25 min standing in this empty spot, in a busy and crowded downtown. At least 10 other cars made attempts and they refused to budge. No other spots for several blocks."
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"They are really charging us for biscuits and gravy made with burger buns."
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"Smoke holder is overflowing on ten or loose nine."
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"I understand why orange juice is so expensive now. This was from 2 oranges."
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"The wheelchair ramp of a shopping center nearby."
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"I paid 515 CHF (560 USD) for this dye job."
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"My Batman Oreos are batman't."
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"My dad never turns off any lights in the house even after he’s gone to bed."
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"This Mustang keeps parking in the only working electric spot - we reported it and the complex said they reached out to tell them to move. We put two cones down in the spot, left for a few hours, and came back to see they moved the cones and parked right back in the spot."