"Bought these binoculars specifically to go to the Grand Canyon today."
2
"Hosted a 2 day NYE get together at $800 Airbnb, and no one came."
3
A tragedy.
4
"First time shopping at Trader Joe's and my bag of ravioli came with only 4."
5
"Happy new year? 10 minutes after midnight a loud metallic bounce came off the floor."
6
"My wife’s wedding ring went missing…"
7
"Dog yanked too hard down concrete stairs. Used my one arm for to protect the face, the other to keep hold of said dog. My pride & legs are hurt lol."
8
"Well, I guess there will be no pork and sauerkraut to start out the new year…"
9
"I forgot I had soda in the back of my car in single digit temps."
10
"At the end of my 5 hour layover, I realized I lost one earbud on my previous flight."
11
12
"All I wanted was an Apple."
13
"First day back to college and the hot chocolate machine had ants inside it. "
14
"Sold my iPad in public space at night in Minnesotan -10F temperature, turned out it's fake."
15
"My dog had diarrhea while I was gone at work today. My Roomba tried cleaning it up."
16
"Smelled something when I walked in our warehouse cooler, found out that someone dropped a bucket of whole eggs and just left it there. No one's admitting."
17
"Opened a box of different kinds of googly eyes upside down."
18
"Came downstairs into garage to find a broken shelf and 10 paint cans with paint all over my floor and all over my brand new car, the cans dented my car in 2 places."
19
"I like to season my food with salt but I think I over did it."
20
"I’ve lived in rural Pennsylvania for 23 years without knowing what poison ivy looked like. It’s safe to say I do now."