"Bought these binoculars specifically to go to the Grand Canyon today."
"Hosted a 2 day NYE get together at $800 Airbnb, and no one came."
A tragedy.
"First time shopping at Trader Joe's and my bag of ravioli came with only 4."
"Happy new year? 10 minutes after midnight a loud metallic bounce came off the floor."
"My wife’s wedding ring went missing…"
"Dog yanked too hard down concrete stairs. Used my one arm for to protect the face, the other to keep hold of said dog. My pride & legs are hurt lol."
"Well, I guess there will be no pork and sauerkraut to start out the new year…"
"I forgot I had soda in the back of my car in single digit temps."
"At the end of my 5 hour layover, I realized I lost one earbud on my previous flight."
"All I wanted was an Apple."
"First day back to college and the hot chocolate machine had ants inside it. "
"Sold my iPad in public space at night in Minnesotan -10F temperature, turned out it's fake."
"My dog had diarrhea while I was gone at work today. My Roomba tried cleaning it up."
"Smelled something when I walked in our warehouse cooler, found out that someone dropped a bucket of whole eggs and just left it there. No one's admitting."
"Opened a box of different kinds of googly eyes upside down."
"Came downstairs into garage to find a broken shelf and 10 paint cans with paint all over my floor and all over my brand new car, the cans dented my car in 2 places."
"I like to season my food with salt but I think I over did it."
"I’ve lived in rural Pennsylvania for 23 years without knowing what poison ivy looked like. It’s safe to say I do now."