"Joke's on you, most pics in that card are yours."
"My company’s “Christmas Bonus”
""Carbonara" I got from a local Italian place. Its horrifying"
"Touched my hot glass stovetop with a microfibre towel. It won’t come off."
"I’ve been to the doctor and urgent care multiple times over the last 2 years for respiratory issues. My RA sent me this picture of my old room."
"$80 Christmas gift applied directly to my driveway."
"I guess it was windy last night. A 6'x10′, 1200lb. Granite slab..."
"Cheesecake arrived 2 days late and unsafe to eat."
"Heard my dogs getting rowdy in the other room & didn’t think much of it… this WAS their dog bed."
"My car doesn't start when it's below -30F, its been that cold for days, and I don't habe running water. I'm finally getting desperate enough to melt snow for a bath."
"My brand new skateboard snapped in half immediately after standing on it."
"Hit my knuckles on a wall while practicing volleyball smashes. I have a tournament tomorrow and cannot close my hand."
"Coworker’s kids left the van door open before a storm."
"My shopping bag broke at the top of the stairs and the lettuce made a run for it."
Pain.
"Happened at a law firm FYI. At least it's Friday..."
"Power went out during the premier of Spider-Man NWH at my local theatre. 30 minutes in and we were asked to leave."
"This week started with a break up, then I had to get my car towed, now I spilled spaghetti *in* my shoe. Well, ##it."