"This Child Collapsed When Santa And His Elves Showed Up"
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"My Son Asked If He Can Make Himself A Hotdog For A Snack After School. I Said Yes. I Hear Him And His Sister Laughing In The Kitchen, And Walk In To Find This"
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"My Son Thought It Would Be Funny To Put His Toy In Front Of The Baby Monitor"
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"Kid Wearing The Wrong Mask In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time."
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"My Kid Is So Much Cooler Than I Am"
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"Apparently My Daughter Is Good At Science"
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""Quack Quack" (Courtesy Of My 7-Year-Old Daughter Who Thought This Was Hilarious And Wanted To Share It With Y'all)"
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"My Little Daughter Had To Draw The Wings And Feet Of The Dragon As Homework"
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"Just Lost My Foot After A Motorcycle Accident. This Is The Sticker My Son Chose To Decorate My Brace"
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"We Were Playing Hide And Seek"
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"Playing Hide And Seek With A Toddler Is Always A Thrill"
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"My Daughter Wanted To Paint A “Covid-Inspired” Rock. Wasn’t Expecting That But Loved It"
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"My Son Thought This Light Switch Would Control The Lights In The Store"
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"My Son Was 6 When He Was Helping Us Move. Each Year This Memory Pops Up And It’s A Family Favourite"
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"My Neighbor's Toddler Was A Little Too Quiet"
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"I Don't Want To Brag, But My Son Might Be A Math Genius"
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"Father To A 5-Year-Old. Glad I Made The Cut"
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"Now That The Streets Are Safer To Drive On My Son Is Trying To Cause Accidents In Front Of My House"
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"My Daughter Made Me This Bracelet Today"
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"My Son Doing What The Sign Says, Haha"
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"My Daughter Has Always Been A "Think Later" Kinda Girl"
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"My Daughter Thought This Set Of Sherlock Holmes Book Spines Looked Like A Koala Wearing Earrings Playing Maracas"
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"My Daughter Just Came Around The Corner Wearing A Lavender Face Mask And Scared The Absolute Hell Out Of Me"
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"My Daughter Is At The Ivan The Terrible Torture Museum. I Consider This A Masterpiece"
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"Kid Causing A Traffic Jam At Legoland"
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"12-Year-Old Daughter Had Some Anxiety With Me Watching Her Guinea Pigs Unsupervised"
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"My Kids Inherited My Childhood Toys, And Only My Daughter Wants To Play With “Dolls”. Action Man Is Now Loving The Sweet Life"
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"When I Turned 4, My Mom Gave Me The Decision To Either Be Normal And Go To The Zoo For My Birthday, Or To A Fan Store. Guess What 4-Year-Old Me Wanted?"
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"I Asked My Kids To Take Some Books Upstairs. This Is My Bedroom Door."
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"My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween"
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"The First Time My Son's Been In A Toy Store Since The Pandemic Hit Last Year. Rioted Like It Was Toilet Paper"
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"My Kid Found A Better Use For Our Halloween Wine Holder At The Cookout Tonight"
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"Had A Sneezing Attack (Not Sick) And My Daughter Made Me A “Potion” To Feel Better"
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"My Son Asked Why There Was A Picture Of A Woman Throwing A Baby On The Ground"
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"Stepped Out Of The Kitchen For A Moment And My Daughter Tried To Help Season The Potatoes"
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"My Daughter Gave My Son A Signed Picture Of Herself For Christmas"
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"My Daughter Turns 1 Next Week. She Learned To Play Hide And Seek Today"
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"If Your Kids Want To Take A Picture Of You, They Will Use It For Evil"
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"Things I Fished Out Of My Subwoofer Today"
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"My Kid Torturing Our Robot Mop Is How The Robot Revolution Starts"
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“This Seat Will Do Nicely For My Diaper Bottom!”
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"What My Aunt Encountered When She Went To Pour Herself A Whiskey On The Rocks"
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"My 3-Year-Old Angry Because The Beavers Keep Chomping On The Tree"