"Just bought my first house. Was told there was hardwood under all the carpet. Tested a discreet corner in the closet, which did in fact have hardwood beneath. But not the living room. Looks like I’ll be spending too much money on new flooring now."
3
"This loaf of bread my girlfriend bought was hollow."
4
"Running Late To Work - Running Out Of Gas - Swiped My Card And..."
5
"Forgot my plastic spatula in the oven while heating up my lasagna."
6
"Table shattered while I was laying in bed in another room. At least the vase survived."
7
"I'll do the dishes tomorrow"
8
Be careful when you're both painting AND drinking coffee.
9
"I ordered two bananas at hotel room service."
10
"Driver slid into a ditch. Now I get to clean up the moldy V8 they left me."
11
"Every day is a Monday."
12
"My eyeliner was ON POINT this morning... and then I sneezed."
13
"I order: crystals from China. I receive: sack of corn."
14
"Second bite into my calzone and I find the metal wire from a twist-tie."
15
An attempt was made.
16
"Locked my door and ran outside my apt in a hurry, keys got caught inside."
17
"2 bites in..."
18
"The painter went over my doorbell and now it’s stuck."
19
"Overfilled my jars to freeze the bone broth I spent 48 hours simmering."
20
"Spent two weeks working on my new Lego Saturn V rocket, only to have it immediately roll of the shelf."