Real-Estate Pictures (30 pics)
Wishing you all a deeply disappointing and poorly furnished Christmas.
“Let me know when you’re done in the bath, I’ll use that water for the pasta”
"It would be possible to blame Accidental Selfie Syndrome were it not for the room-by-room costume changes."
Property’s integrated security system provides peace of mind, lack of access and a trip hazard.
It's a sh*tchen...
Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.
“It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“
Have you tried turning the room off and back on again?
The guest bedroom allows direct access to your troubled childhood.
Don’t be fooled by the bunting.
On the 5th day, God gave his preliminary sketches to the couple next door as an apology for all the noise.
Misery is having to read someone else’s definition of happiness while trying to unblock a U-bend
As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings.
I can really see ourselves here honey. This can be the corner I cry in when I’m ruining your parties.
Upstairs gets pretty messy in the fall.
Spice up your morning with an unexpected trip to the ground floor.
“The perfect beachside property in which to relive the Allied Normandy Landings of 1944."
If M C Escher had tried interior design.
“We can talk about how I got up here when you find me a way back down”
Lockdown business opportunity: Trampoline helmets.
Bob’s ability to empty a room was renowned across the children’s entertainment industry.
Next time you have prunes before bed, we swap sides.
Local man admits running illegal workshop making nightmares and panic attacks.
By combining random elements of a Living room, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Living way Sterility Room.
"If the 1870s had happened in the 1980s."
"According to the Curse of Amenhotep, he who discovers this tomb must commit to some minor renovations before putting it back on the market."
“It’s important for kids to have their own space, and that cavity wall was going to waste anyway”
Deleted scene from Clash of the Titans where the Minotaur emerges from the bathroom to ask if that was the last of the toilet paper.
“You go look upstairs Sandra, I’ll check out the stables”
