Animal Jokes (18 pics)

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What was Hedwig’s favorite math class at Hogwarts?
Owlgebra

1 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

How much money does a skunk have?
One scent


2 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

A rancher tried to breed his cattle with hyenas.
The offspring were the laughing stock of the entire town


3 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

What’s a duck’s best pick-up line?
"Put her drink on my bill.”


4 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost


5 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An Investigator



6 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

Why do leopards hate to play hide and seek?
They’re always spotted


7 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato


8 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car


9 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

Why did the witches' lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away


10 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away


11 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save an octopus from drowning.


12 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!


13 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

A naked man walks past an elephant. Confused, the elephant asks him, ”How do you breathe through something so small?”


14 Animal Jokes (18 pics)

Why did the pig have ink all over its face?
It came out of the pen


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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
”Dam!”


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