Animal Jokes (18 pics)

1

How much money does a skunk have?
One scent

2

A rancher tried to breed his cattle with hyenas.
The offspring were the laughing stock of the entire town

3

What’s a duck’s best pick-up line?
"Put her drink on my bill.”

4

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost

5

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An Investigator

6

Why do leopards hate to play hide and seek?
They’re always spotted

7

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato

8

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car

9

Why did the witches' lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away

10

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away

11

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save an octopus from drowning.

12

What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!

13

A naked man walks past an elephant. Confused, the elephant asks him, ”How do you breathe through something so small?”

14

Why did the pig have ink all over its face?
It came out of the pen

15

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
”Dam!”