Bad Days Happen (32 pics)

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In ten seconds I'm going to discover the value of lifejackets and renter's insurance

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Always remember to turn off your iron.

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My super kicked a hole through the ceiling this morning, then poked his head through to apologize. I was naked.

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Get a basement apartment in New York they said. It'll be fun they said.

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This is the side of my house.

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Man arrives home to find bear eating his bucket of KFC

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I decided to try deep frying Oreos but I forgot that oil and water don’t behave the same way, let it get too hot and melted part of my kitchen. Always keep an eye on your oil and use a thermometer.

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The view of my balcony before and after they removed a tree

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Bird shat on my window while it was open and it got splattered on my bed

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My wall in my apartment after dating a psycho

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Bought a house last year and wondered why this light never worked. Finally took it off to have a look at the wiring...

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My friend fell down the stairs in our Airbnb

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Anyone else have to remove their washer agitator because they washed a new box of staples, or is it just me?..

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Raccoons climbed in my garage window and ate all my raccoon repellant.

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Went to the gas station last night for 5 minutes to get beer and came back to this. My room is the window to the right. I feel insanely lucky right now. Might go gambling later.

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First night of vacation and we go to pull out the sofa bed for the kids, hear a loud crunching sound... Son’s iPhone fell between the cushions and got caught in hinges of bed frame...

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Tempered glass lid shattered, giving me Schrodinger's Stir-Fry.

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Flooded basement quickly becomes an ocean

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Got home from vacation only to find out our fridge and freezer have been dead for 10 days.

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Found out my neighbor sleeps with a loaded firearm today. (Corner of my computer desk right behind my monitor)

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Tornado-driven murder-branch impales my house directly above my kid’s bed

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My 20 year old tree planted when I was born got uprooted in a wind storm back home last night.

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Got to my apartment from work during a rainy day to find a roof leak right over my laptop...

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First thought it was rice on my garbage can this morning but a after closer look they were moving…

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Nothing better to start your morning than dropping a full jar of glitter

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This pillar was straight last week. This is the first floor of a seven-floor building.

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Yesterday our neighbor's 80′ locust tree gave us some live edge sky lights, a great view of the stars, and that Rainforest Café atmosphere that our living room had just always been missing. No injuries, dogs pissed the bed, life goes on...

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Ordered a new chlorinator for the pool, the instructions came on VHS

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My sunflower in the front of my house finally bloomed for the world to see