Home Catastrophes (49 pics)

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"Man Arrives Home To Find Bear Eating His Bucket Of KFC"

2

"The View Of My Balcony Before And After They Removed A Tree"

3

"Raccoons Climbed In My Garage Window And Ate All My Raccoon Repellant"

4

"Went To The Gas Station Last Night For 5 Minutes To Get Beer And Came Back To This. My Room Is The Window To The Right. I Feel Insanely Lucky Right Now. Might Go Gambling Later"

5

"My Apartment Received A Shockwave From A Missile That Hit My Neighborhood"

6

"Great Way To Start The Morning"

7

"My Super Kicked A Hole Through The Ceiling This Morning, Then Poked His Head Through To Apologize. I Was Naked."

8

"Bought A House Last Year And Wondered Why This Light Never Worked. Finally Took It Off To Have A Look At The Wiring..."

9

"My Wall In My Apartment After Dating A Psycho"

10

"My Sunflower In The Front Of My House Finally Bloomed For The World To See"

11

"First Thought It Was Rice On My Garbage Can This Morning But A After Closer Look They Were Moving…"

12

"Our Neighbor's 80' Locust Tree Gave Us Some Live Edge Sky Lights, A Great View Of The Stars, And That Rainforest Cafe Atmosphere That Our Living Room Had Just Always Been Missing. No Injuries, Dogs Pissed The Bed, Life Goes On..."

13

"Have Cats They Said, It’ll Be Fun They Said (No Cats Were Harmed And No Plants Were Seriously Injured)"

14

"This Is The Side Of My House"

15

"Got Home From Vacation Only To Find Out Our Fridge And Freezer Have Been Dead For 10 Days"'

16

"Found Out My Neighbor Sleeps With A Loaded Firearm Today. (Corner Of My Computer Desk Right Behind My Monitor)"

17

"Tornado-Driven Murder-Branch Impales My House Directly Above My Kid’s Bed"

18

"My Friend Fell Down The Stairs In Our Airbnb"

19

"This Pillar Was Straight Last Week. This Is The First Floor Of A Seven-Floor Building"

20

"Ordered A New Chlorinator For The Pool, The Instructions Came On Vhs"

21

"Tempered Glass Lid Shattered, Giving Me Schrodinger's Stir-Fry"

22

"Flooded Basement Quickly Becomes An Ocean"

23

"Nothing Better To Start Your Morning Than Dropping A Full Jar Of Glitter"

24

"Anyone Else Have To Remove Their Washer Agitator Because They Washed A New Box Of Staples, Or Is It Just Me?"

25

"First Night Of Vacation And We Go To Pull Out The Sofa Bed For The Kids, Hear A Loud Crunching Sound... Son’s iPhone Fell Between The Cushions And Got Caught In Hinges Of Bed Frame..."

26

"Bird Shat On My Window While It Was Open And It Got Splattered On My Bed"

27

"The Mirror In My Hotel Bathroom Has An Antifog Section. Unfortunately, I'm 5'2""

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"Got To My Apartment From Work During A Rainy Day To Find A Roof Leak Right Over My Laptop..."

30

"Yesterday My Pen Exploded In My Dryer. Today, This When I Get Home After Another 13 Hour Work Day. Take A Shot For Me Today Please"

31

"Always Remember To Turn Off Your Iron"

32

"Get A Basement Apartment In New York They Said. It'll Be Fun They Said"

33

"And Now My Bedroom Smells Like A Night Club"

34

"Thought I Bought Forks"

35

"I Decided To Try Deep Frying Oreos But I Forgot That Oil And Water Don’t Behave The Same Way, Let It Get Too Hot And Melted Part Of My Kitchen. Always Keep An Eye On Your Oil And Use A Thermometer"

36

"My House Just Fell On My Car"

37

"Neighbor's 12yo Grandkid Decided To Sneak In The Car And Take A Joyride. Freaked Out, Hit The Gas, And Crossed Their Lawn And Mine To Hit The Front Of My House"

38

"I Guess You Shouldn’t Put Glass Windows Over Grass When It’s 22 Degrees Celsius"

39

"Mould Killer In My Bathroom Is Itself Mouldy... I Hate This Flat So Much..."

40

"This Is One Gallon Of Vegetable Oil. Help Me"

41

"My Chips Fell Off My Desk In The Worst Way Possible"

42

"When You Let Your Ex Keep The Second Key"

43

"The Glass In My Lizards Tank Randomly Exploded In The Middle Of A Thunder Storm"

44

"Anyone Know How To Jailbreak A TV?"

45

"Company Sent Mismatched Pieces Of My New Couch Today. They Don't Make The Couch Anymore"

46

"Just Bought Gallon Of Chocolate Milk For The Kids. Bumped It Trying To Put It In To The Fridge And It Noped Right Out Of My Hand. A Gallon Really Doesn't Seem Like Much, Until You Have To Clean It Off The Floor. The Splatter Zone Behind Me Was Pretty Impressive Too"

47

"My Father Had To Be Freed From The Locked Toilet This Morning"