"Tried to save a few trees and bought a silicone “cotton swab”. Guess who’s in urgent care because the other end is stuck in his ear?"
3
"Last one out for the weekend and I don't have the key."
4
"Some people tonight paid $40 to park on a grass lawn for a concert only to find afterwards a tree parked on their cars."
5
"Found this in the washing machine in my building."
6
"My car is on the other side of this group of @ssholes. Send help."
7
"Ate half of the bag before I actually looked at them."
8
"Well. My catalytic converter’s gone."
9
"Fried mushrooms for an omelette, realized I’m out of eggs."
10
"I need this for school. I don't have the money for a new one."
11
"Got back to hotel after working 12hrs... to find that they bagged all our stuff into a trash bag and gave our (paid for) room away. Thanks, Choice Hotels."
12
13
"I was trying to microwave milk."
14
15
"What’s left of the chopping board I melted after preheating the oven. I’m tipsy so this is funny for now…"
16
"Neighbor's 12yo grandkid decided to sneak in the car and take a joyride. Freaked out, hit the gas, and crossed their lawn and mine to hit the front of my house."
17
"My basement got a little wet."
18
"Fell asleep making some Mac n Cheese."
19
"Nothing better to start your morning than dropping a full jar of glitter."
20
"I had a cleanser leak in my sink. A couple days later I came across this… don’t know where the spider is now, but I can only assume she’s angry and a superhero now."
21
"McDonalds left a label in my burger."
22
"A moose broke through a window and entered a school in Saskatoon today."
23
"I found these little jerks while petting my dog today. Pretty sure there's more."