Useless Things (15 pics)
The perfect tool for making your friends feel like you're licking them without actually licking them.
It's a gold pacifier and I can guarantee you your money was better spent elsewhere.
A pepperoni sheath. Perfect for the Italian living in the 19th century.
A single hot dog keeper.
One size does not fit all
Whatever the hell this Crocs mascot is.
A ridiculously long Allen key.
This mechanical cookie dunker that, honestly, isn't such a bad idea after all.
A life-sized, full-denim Furby costume that, yes, we all could've done without.
Fried egg earrings. For brunch and breakfasts only.
The pencil/pen hybrid...
This chainsaw which, aside from being a good joke, is completely useless.
The mechanical spaghetti fork. Perfect for ruining your favorite white t-shirt.
The ear of corn earring which very obviously has too much going on.
Perfect for the person who has tiny people for hands.
This is great for... what? Squirrels who can't swim?
