"Ate half of my chicken burger before realizing it’s raw."
2
"Trying to enjoy my shower at this Airbnb."
3
"I obliterated my Xbox today when I lost my footing."
4
"My shower was leaking so I tried to see if I could fix it. I broke it instead."
5
"So... My brother made a "pRanK" and did this... we don't have a key."
6
"I wanted to eat lunch at my desk. It was scorching hot so I also burned both my hands and scattered it all across the room while rushing to the sink."
7
"My cat decided to piss on my new switch, instead of literally anywhere else."
8
"My pizza was delivered like this after I already tipped the driver and everything."
9
10
"The town my school is in has contaminated water so now no one can use the fountains. Thankfully the school is offering water bottles."
11
"Got my magneto helmet from Amazon."
12
"Presenting my first potato harvest from our balcony garden."
13
"I was going to make lasagna for dinner..."
14
"Microwave door blew up. House built one year ago."
15
"Heavy rains last night made my wall 3-D."
16
"Wife tried to clean my cast iron. How much alimony should I get?"
17
"Someone drilled out the ignition barrel on my campervan."
18
"First time trying to grow carrots from seeds. 6 months later."
19
"I washed a blanket with my clothes and it basically disintegrated."
20
"A living nightmare. Dropping a deuce in an empty school on a Sunday morning and realizing there is no more TP. Time to duck walk to the next stall."
21
"Was getting to work when it looks like someone decided to give my car natural AC"
22
"This is $4200 worth of cartilage taken out of my dogs shoulder."