"Was invited on my first date since the corona pandemic (European time). As soon as we began discussing date details, Facebook services crashed and now I’m reading a book alone in a bar."
2
"Came out of class on Saturday to my car being used as a seesaw. I had wheel locks too."
3
"How hard can it be to unlock the front door while carrying a pizza? Not that hard, right? RIGHT?!"
4
"First day of my rental car road trip."
5
"Hey McDonald's, it would be nice for those of us that ask for NO ICE to get a full drink!"
6
"Found this inside a washing machine at work."
7
"How is your lunch going?"
8
"Left the window open on a windy day and came home to find my tooth brush had been blown off the windowsill."
9
"I was cleaning my glasses and then…"
10
"My lasagna pan exploded."
11
"Titanium blades don’t help a lot if the handles can’t take the force."
12
"Who didn’t replace the bags in the diaper pale?"
13
"Just installed grass and USPS must’ve hated it."
14
"Because I wasn't already running late for work."
15
"4 days after moving to Chicago."
16
"Shoe decided to fall apart before my wedding."
17
"$400ish worth of damage so they could steal a $30 dash cam and my lunch..."
18
"The drive up ATM decided to crash right when I put my debit card in, preventing me from retrieving it. I was pretty late to work."
19
"Worked overtime. Didn't eat since breakfast. Ordered pizza delivery from skip the dishes. Got this."