"Sat my workout stuff aside, up on the side table, and came home (ready to lift)... and found my dog... chewing up my mouth guard."
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"Literally got my internet cut off last Sunday at 9 PM."
2
Dropped the lasagna.
3
"It was windy today."
4
"Our dog likes to sleep next to our bed. My wife felt bad about him sleeping on the hardwood floors, so she bought him a bed and put it where he likes to sleep."
5
"Bought my sister an ice cream cake, her name is Dori."
6
"Tried to smush garlic with the garlic smusher. Garlic ended up smushing the smusher."
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"Just got home from work and dropped my laptop."
8
"Dropped my last roll of toilet paper into the toilet."
9
"My mother in law started the dishwasher for us when we were away. She used dish soap."
10
"Crispy chicken sandwich taco" from Taco Bell. Sauce packet for scale."
11
"My girlfriend kicked a spider…"
12
"How the hell does a brittle piece of dead wood implant itself in the sidewall of a brand-new tire?"
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"I wore a mesh hat on a 30 mile hike..."
14
"If you’re ever tempted to machine wash a down pillow…maybe …don’t."
15
"My city decided it didn’t want these trees anymore."
16
"Dropped and broke my favorite plate I've used for 32 years. You served me well, Bros."
17
"What I asked for vs what I got."
18
"Someone stole the shift key off of my school chromebook."
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"Family vacation to the Grand Canyon. What a view!"
20
"Perfect start to my Monday morning."
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"Went to work no problem. Left work to go home and car sounded like it lost a muffler. Got home and found my catalytic converter stolen while I was parked. I’ve only had this car for 6 months."
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"Homemade pecan pie dropped because the bottom of the tin fell off."
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"Do you guys know toner dust from a printer? It feels like liquid if you put enough of it in a zip bag. Well i would recommend to use something else."