Things You Should Do Before Making Love (23 pics)
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- 21 Sep, 2021 |
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“Cut nails, wash hands, wash genitals, relax, have fun.”
“Take a piss and then shoot the finger guns at yourself in the bathroom mirror before you leave.”
“Turn the phone ringers off.”
“Trim your finger and toe nails.”
“Make sure you have a glass of crisp ass water on the nightstand.”
“Clean your booty, even if you’re not the one taking it up there.”
“Lick it before you stick it.”
“Pee. Before and after.”
“This is cheesy, but communication and having a good time/ a good laugh with your partner before. Being in a good mood before sex is super important to healthy and happy sex.”
“Don’t let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection.”
“Brush and floss your teeth.”
“Stretch. You don’t want a cramp mid-action.”
“Before your first time? Masturbating. Know what you like and help your partner out. Before every time? Proper cleaning and maintenance. Make sure you’re protected.”
“Eat a ton of beans so you rip ass during sex.”
“Put on LOTR Extended edition.”
“I can’t speak for everyone of course, but I usually prefer to pay upfront.”
“Lightning McQueen underwear.”
“Put on some good tunes and dim the lights.”
“Release one bee into the room for extra excitement.”
“First step is the most crucial and possibly the most difficult one. And that is finding someone to have sex with.”
“Think about 18 years of child support payments.”
“Get naked.”
“Whenever I have sex with someone new I like to chat with them about boundaries and particular likes and dislikes beforehand. It makes the sex so much better.”
