Bad Days Happen (34 pics)
I think I left a window open last night, not sure.
Lit a match to light a candle on the toilet. Flew out of my hand and landed in my underwear while burning. I simultaneously knocked the candle off the counter in a panic and it shattered all over the floor while my underwear caught fire.
At least he left a note there.
Yesterday, our neighbor's 80′ locust tree gave us some live edge sky lights, a great view of the stars, and that Rainforest Café atmosphere that our living room had just always been missing. No injuries, dogs pissed the bed, life goes on.
I took some aspirin really late last night. I realized an hour later that what I took was not aspirin.
In-laws invited us over for dinner; it was a trap.
Shout out to the baker missing their nail. Worst part is I chewed on it twice thinking it was a clove of garlic because it’s a garlic and rosemary sourdough before I made the horrific realization it was a finger nail.
I can't find the culprit that left this in my house.
The diamond in my ring fell out today. It came with a 10 year workmanship guarantee. Yesterday was our 10th wedding anniversary.
I think my dad regrets his decision to clean the gutters with a leaf blower.
Slipped in the shower, landed on the toilet.
My neighbors had a party last night. That’s my trampoline.
I think I’m going to need a bigger bucket.
Mistakes were made in the media.
In ten seconds I'm going to discover the value of lifejackets and renter's insurance.
Schrodinger's Baby
I’m being over charged by insurance after my daughter was born. This is the pile of mail I have to go through to prove they’re ripping me off. Pear for scale.
I just now remembered that yesterday I wanted a cold soda.
I think my attempt at growing tomatoes turned out rather well.
Went down to the basement to do laundry...
I have two outlets in my house (bought 2 years ago) that don't work. Purchased 2 new outlets to replace them. Turns out there are no wires to connect them to!
My toddler and I walked to the park just to find out the whole playground had been removed.
Somehow chucked a dirty nappy in the washing machine this morning.
The kids learned a couple of new words today.
GF and I have COVID. Heater went out, technician can't come out due to quarantine. Decided to try and fix it myself. Tripped over a pipe and fell through the ceiling. Anyone need a handyman?
Results from an allergy test - my body reacts to every type of local allergen!
I did not look closely enough at that label.
Is it funnier knowing that these are antidepressants?
Mother Nature decided that this BMW should be a convertible.
Someone at my stepdad's work put dry ice in the toilet by mistake.
Won’t be playing guitar for a while. Turned on the wrong burner and then grabbed a metal bowl that was sitting above the flame. Ouch. Yup. Those are blisters.
