"Dogs locked us out of the car while evacuating Hurricane Ida."
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"So part of the automated chicken feeding system broke today..."
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"Just arrived for a two week dog sitting job and smashed my back windshield on the storage cupboards in their garage. I found something to spend the money I'm earning on!"
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"Paint crew on my roof dropped a paint can on my balcony and tried to sweep it up with my personal broom."
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"Came home from vacation to find a bear had broken into my house."
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"My house fell onto my car."
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"Ac went out yesterday, haven’t stopped sweating in 24 hrs. and my cats are having heat stroke."
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"When you order chicken nuggets from McDonald's on JustEat and they send you a box of pickles!!"
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Don't forget to tighten the filter.
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"Someone locked my bike with their own bike lock."
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"Stained my floor last night."
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"Full jar of minced garlic."
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"Found this massive paper wasp nest in my shed."
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Invented a new way to kill flies today.
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"I bit into my cinnamon roll without looking and there was a cockroach on it."
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"A month after I moved in, demolition began on this building, of course they failed to mention that would happen. Instead of leveling it, it is being disassembled by jackhammer over several months. New building won't be done until 2025."