Yesterday my birthday by the way some lady decided to cut across traffic and hit me head on, never been in an accident before so now I got to figure all this crap out.
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Whole Foods Prime delivery for my mom's birthday
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Someone threw away the rest of my birthday cake before I was able to take it home...
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How my friend is celebrating his birthday today
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My mom made me a pan of brownies for my birthday, and my son insisted on to carrying them on the way home. Got back and somehow they ended up with a giant footprint in them.
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Bought 60 doughnuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/ work from home for the next week
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I tested positive for COVID-19 on my birthday
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It’s my birthday ????. It’s also the only day my doctor could remove my 3 kidney stones (Laser lithotripsy). Wish me luck!
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Someone cut the cake that was for me today at work without telling anyone in the break room.
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Today is my birthday, and all I can do due to restrictions is buy a whole box of donuts for myself
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Decided to work on my birthday today, was going to leave early but instead 3 people called out so here I am 12 in a half hours in and still going… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! YIPPY SKIPPY!
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Me and all the friends I invited to my birthday!
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Today’s my birthday. No one could make it over for pizza and games, the power went out and I twisted my ankle because I couldn’t see coming down the stairs. It’ll be me, the guitar, and some tears tonight. Happy 20th to me!
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Turned 26 today, contact fell out while walking into work, tried to rub my eye to help the irritation while looking down, and walked into a brick wall. Happy birthday to me
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The worst birthday card I've ever gotten...
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This was my dad's boat on our 2nd time out after buying it. It was also on my birthday.
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Well ##ck
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I was the only one who turned up to my B-day party. So I got some balloon friends to join lmao. I’m now inviting all of reddit, there will be cake, and cheap paper plates.
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Mom made me a birthday cake last year. Didn't leave enough room to dot the exclamation point.
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Absolutely no one remembered my birthday except another person who has the same birthday as me and gave me a pen
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It was supposed to say happy birthday lizard (her nickname)...
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Everyone including my parents forgot it was my birthday today, so I improvised.
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Had to have emergency surgery to get my appendix removed this morning. Oh and it's my birthday!
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My mom ordered a tv (delivered by FedEx) for me for my birthday we just opened it up to turn it on and...
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When you get a cake ???? for your birthday and you’re older brother eats it before you celebrate your birthday ????
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Facebook...
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Birthday gift from my family to my introverted self so I'll have "someone to talk to".
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My kid during his birthday safari
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I'd argue that most birthdays are improved by gold.