'Yo Momma' Jokes (18 pics)

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"Yo mama so fat that when she goes camping the bears hide THEIR food."

2

"Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves."

3

"It used to be called a Jumpoline until yo mama jumped on it."

4

"Yo mama so fat I tried to talk ###t behind her back but ran out of gas on the way there."

5

"Yo mama so fat, she keeps quarters in one pocket and yen in the other!"

6

"Yo mama so fat her shadow got stretch marks."

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"Yo mama so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everybody."

8

"Yo Mama’s so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch."

9

"Yo mama so fat, every time she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"

10

"Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap."

11

"Yo mommas blood type is Ragu."

12

"Yo mama so fat, she’s on both sides of the family."

13

"Yo mama so nasty she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."

14

"Yo mama so fat, her baptism was at sea world."

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"Yo momma so fat that when she left in high heels she came back in flip flops."