“My daughter’s hide and seek spots are improving.”
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“My 3-year-old insisted on making me breakfast.”
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“My 2-year-old daughter did this and put it back with the others when she was done marking her territory.”
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“No, that’s not how it works.”
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“My daughter is a master at hide and seek.”
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“After I told my little brother to stop throwing his controller... 5 minutes later, I hear a bang and I see him crying, and the TV looked like this.”
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“My daughter gets one specific chair to eat in. Can you tell which one?”
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“Told my daughter to put her toothbrush away.”
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“Thanks, son.”
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“A drawing of Santa by 6-year-old me”
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“My daughter thought she could jump higher by adding more socks.”
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“Daughter asked me to color with her. Took a bathroom break and she decided to make my Anna drawing ’better.’”
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“My son said he had no idea how it got in there.”
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“My elementary school-aged son said his friend gave him a cool watch for a trust exercise and told him to bring it back tomorrow.”
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“My daughter said the bagel wouldn’t fit in the toaster, so I told her to cut it in half.”
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“I wrote this about my dad when I was mad at him when I was 6. He soon found it and has kept it in a drawer at work to laugh at for the last 23 years.”
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“My kid turned off the deep freeze. Now I have to cook all this.”
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“Things I fished out of my subwoofer today”
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“My friend’s kid decided to make his own popsicle.”