"Get An Australian Cattle Dog, It'll Be Fun They Said"
"I’m Trying To Discipline My 8 Mo. Old Chinese Crested To Not Eat Her Sisters’ And Brother’s Poop. She Turns Into The Speed Of Light When I Tell Her No And Stop"
"I’m Peanut And I Like To Steal Mom’s Shoes While She’s At Work"
"Hi I'm Sebastian And I Took Every Box Of Cereal Outside And Destroyed Them"
"These Dummies Ate Their Bed And Then Fell Asleep In The Mess"