"Current heatwave has caused my glass table to explode (all over my freshly painted decking)"
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"Pizzaria forgot about my pizza and delivered 2 hours late."
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"Brand new tv from Amazon delivered by FedEx. The FedEx driver came twice and rang the doorbell and basically ran to his truck and left. On the second day I had to run after him to get the tv. I unpack the tv and plug it in and this is what I get."
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"My boss's secretary quit this morning after delivering breakfast."
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"My uncle rode his motorcycle from Florida to New York. Just before he got to my house his phone slipped out of his pocket on the highway."
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"My new view at the beach. I also get to hear W.A.P enough times to make me want to take my ears off with seashells. The 3 hour drive wasn't worth it."
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"First day back into the office in over a year, only to realize the morning of, that I have no idea where my dress socks are…so here we are."
7
"Had a martial arts competition on Friday but I decided to faint at the exit of SeaWorld causing me to break my jaw and have to get 10+ stiches."
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"Cat went under my covers to throw up..."
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"I was going to work on my motorcycle but I guess I’ll go to bed and start again tomorrow."
11
"Bought some raw honey for the 1st time at a Farmers Market. Knocked it off the counter getting something else out of the bag."
12
"Just got a new roof, first rainstorm and this happens."
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"Just finished weather sealing the roof, as I was exiting the bus the handle snapped.. right in the middle of my driveway."
14
Tesla meets dentist office.
15
Here’s one way to start a trip!
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"About to head to the gym. Ugh!"
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Classic Timmies...
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"The box said 3000 pieces. A week of quarantine tells me it's 2999."
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Ouch.
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"Stainless steel, two weeks old."
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"The glass in my lizards tank randomly exploded in the middle of a thunder storm."