"Current heatwave has caused my glass table to explode (all over my freshly painted decking)"
"Pizzaria forgot about my pizza and delivered 2 hours late."
"Brand new tv from Amazon delivered by FedEx. The FedEx driver came twice and rang the doorbell and basically ran to his truck and left. On the second day I had to run after him to get the tv. I unpack the tv and plug it in and this is what I get."
"My boss's secretary quit this morning after delivering breakfast."
"My uncle rode his motorcycle from Florida to New York. Just before he got to my house his phone slipped out of his pocket on the highway."
"My new view at the beach. I also get to hear W.A.P enough times to make me want to take my ears off with seashells. The 3 hour drive wasn't worth it."
"First day back into the office in over a year, only to realize the morning of, that I have no idea where my dress socks are…so here we are."
"Had a martial arts competition on Friday but I decided to faint at the exit of SeaWorld causing me to break my jaw and have to get 10+ stiches."
"Cat went under my covers to throw up..."
"I was going to work on my motorcycle but I guess I’ll go to bed and start again tomorrow."
"Bought some raw honey for the 1st time at a Farmers Market. Knocked it off the counter getting something else out of the bag."
"Just got a new roof, first rainstorm and this happens."
"Just finished weather sealing the roof, as I was exiting the bus the handle snapped.. right in the middle of my driveway."
Tesla meets dentist office.
Here’s one way to start a trip!
"About to head to the gym. Ugh!"
Classic Timmies...
"The box said 3000 pieces. A week of quarantine tells me it's 2999."
Ouch.
"Stainless steel, two weeks old."
"The glass in my lizards tank randomly exploded in the middle of a thunder storm."