Funny Wives And Husbands (30 pics)

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My wife got me a cake, I’m having my rectum removed on Tuesday.

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Husband made me a Mel-o-lantern for Summerween!

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Asked my husband for a salad… this is what he brought back!

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I went outside to pick my wife a rose. I think I found the perfect one...

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I got mad at my wife cause she used my last tube of super glue and didn't replace it. I walked into this today.

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My Wife helped me sunscreen my back at beach day today (TWICE)!!!

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I have a long-standing battle with my buddy for the most ridiculous photo ID. My wife suggested I wear my mother's hot pink bathrobe and "Gary Busey" my hair for my new DRIVER'S LICENSE photo, so I did.

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Wife: “Let’s stop at this plant nursery, I just want to look.”

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My wife took a picture of our youngest son and showed it to me. I responded saying I think I've seen that before. She asked what I meant and said she just took that picture so I couldn't have seen it before. A little while later I send her this and said I told you I'd seen it before:

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My wife’s idea of saving money.

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I am picking my wife up at the airport after a long trip, and a good friend said to bring her some nice flours as a surprise. I am bringing her a basket FULL of her favorite flours.

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My wife hid this in our backyard and waited days for me to discover it

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My wife thought the star I drew for our daughter needed a face

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My wife brought home this broth concentrate knowing how I love miso broth. When she showed me, all I heard was “me so easy”

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Wife’s interesting choice of words for our anniversary cake!

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I buy my husband a nice new toy, he just wants to play with the box.

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My husband got a free ergonomic chair, the downside being peach color fabric. He got black covers to go on it and accidentally gave himself perma plumbers crack...

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My daughter asked her dad to be launched into my photo where she struck this pose. Now she is convinced she is a real superhero.

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A notice at my local paint store.

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Husband is ready for the summer... In fashion less is more.

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My husband is making rolls for a dinner party. I guess I didn't tell him it wasn't THAT kind of party.

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Husbands bedside cup holder

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Asked my husband to hang up the bananas and

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I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol...