"We got sent some parts for an order and this is how many are usable vs how many are not."
2
"Was about to go on my flight to Reno, Nevada, slipped on an orange and dislocated my knee."
3
"30% Extra bottle & liquid, but not straw."
4
"Enjoying the last few bites of my sandwich when..."
5
"My freezer broke 2 days ago and I didn’t notice so now all of the meat we had in it is bad."
6
"Got tested for allergies today. Turns out I’m allergic to everything except mold."
7
"I burnt the holiday bacon and now I’m the family villain."
8
Extra cinnamon, anyone?
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"The view from my Hotel room at the beach resort."
11
"Assholes put spike strips in the roads so you stop.. then they mug you."
12
"Tanned a bit too much while wearing shoes. Kids call them my chimp feet."
13
"Spent 35 hours building this LEGO set."
14
"My calves become a buffet every time I go for a run. I'm a mosquito magnet."
15
"I was making some toast and heard a pop behind me."
16
"Got a smart watch to get healthy only to get told I have heart problems."
17
"I got a cut so I put a band-aid on. Turns out I'm allergic to the band-aid adhesive."
18
"I told my friend to stop rocking the boat… literally."
19
"In ten seconds I'm going to discover the value of lifejackets and renter's insurance."
20
"Lost my phone at a construction site today. Found it a little later."
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"Dog just sh*t in the car on our two hour ride. With nothing to clean it of course."
23
"In the past seven days, I've gotten 2 nails in the same tire- after an exhausting day at work / repairing my tire, Wendy's f*cked up my baconator (they gave me a CHICKEN SANDWICH). I finally got home and hung my dress pants up and tried to relax... Then... My closet failed."