"Friend of mine hid my AirPods in a box of chicken nuggets that I proceeded to microwave without opening the box."
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"My shed has one of those locks that has a hinge and folds over. This was underneath when I stuck my fingers behind the lock."
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RIP Tesla.
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"After weeks of fretting, we decided a dolly was the best way to move the pennies my dad has collected since 1989 in an antique glass water jug. We were wrong."
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Found the Fork In the Road.
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"Boyfriend decided to try out a new hairdresser."
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"My AC exploded on a recording breaking heat wave in Oregon."
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"Water snake setup camp in the toilet."
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"My mother took up a hair cutting course 9 years ago. With just little practice she confidently lured my brother in for a haircut. This is the result."
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"Just bought the Costco sized laundry detergent jug yesterday."
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"My Mom ran over a mattress on the way home and it got caught under the rear driver side wheel and caught fire."
11
"My only food halfway through my shift."
12
"Had a bug in my bed (this is my elbow btw)."
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"My friend fell down the stairs in our Airbnb."
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"Accidentally made a magnifying glass when rain gathered on crash wrap covering a busted sunroof."
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"Came in a week ago to have my gallbladder removed. Lung collapsed during surgery and now I have pneumonia and I’m tethered to an oxygen tank."
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"It’s so hot the adhesive holding up my mirror failed."
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"Someone broke into my city's free zoo and stole the donation money."
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"I’m new to gardening. Who’s hungry?"
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"My bike chain breaks exactly halfway through a 25km ride. No repair tools."
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"My son teased his sister and she threw a Switch controller at my parent's 75″ TV."