Holidays You May Celebrate In June (22 pics)
June 4: National Cheese Day
How much cheese is too much cheese?
June 5: Hot Air Balloon Day
I have been on a hot air balloon once and it was fine.
June 8: Best Friends Day
You can finally reveal that awesome handshake routine y’all have been practicing.
June 10: Iced Tea Day
Sweet or unsweetened: pick your fighter. Surprise answer: neither. Arnie Palmies ftw.
June 15: National Nature Photography Day
Nature is beautiful, if you haven’t heard.
June 16: Fresh Veggies Day
Get those veggies!
June 17: National Eat Your Vegetables Day
Eat those veggies!
June 18: International Picnic Day
Real question: does anyone actually go on picnics? Like the basket, blanket, the works. Because it sounds like something that was made up for sitcoms but I’m willing to listen.
June 20: American Bald Eagle Day
I feel like this should just be on July 4th but who doesn’t like a double dose of America?
June 21: International Yoga Day
Without yoga we wouldn’t have yoga pants. Namaste.
June 22: World Rainforest Day
I feel like rainforests were all the rage in the 90s but now nobody talks about them. Let’s start this conversation, hopefully at a Rainforest Café. Do those still exist?
June 23: Let It Go Day
Adele Dazeem.
June 24: Swim a Lap Day
Do your best Michael Phelps impression and eat 12,000 calories because you’ve “earned” it. I wanna be like Mike!
June 25: Take Your Dog to Work Day
We should abolish this holiday because every day should be Take Your Dog to Work Day.
June 26: National Chocolate Pudding Day
I once dated a girl whose nickname was Puddin. True story.
June 27: National Onion Day
Onions are part of the allium family that also includes garlic, scallions, shallots, chives, leeks, and ramps. Most underrated food family?
June 28: International Body Piercing Day
Remember that terrifying anti-smoking ad where they guy got his tongue pierced in a gross store but he wouldn’t join his piercer for a smoke because THAT was too much? It definitely didn’t stop me from smoking but it did make me terrified to get my tongue pierced.
June 29: International Mud Day
Drink some Mississippi Mud while watching Mud as you listen to Puddle of Mudd.
June 30: Meteor Day
Perfect excuse to watch Armageddon, even though it’s about an asteroid and, you know, wildly scientifically inaccurate. You show up for the Liv Tyler… but you stay for the Steve Buscemi.
