"First night of vacation and we go to pull out the sofa bed for the kids, hear a loud crunching sound... Son’s iPhone fell between the cushions and got caught in hinges of bed frame..."
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"Just moved into town and made gift baskets for all of our new neighbors!….One of them threw it back onto our lawn and called the cops on us for trespassing."
2
"Ordered size 8 men's shoes and got this."
3
"My apartment received a shockwave from a missile that hit my neighborhood."
4
"When you realize it's been a little too quiet in the office lately."
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"My master key ring broke."
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"Bought a brand new extension cord this morning to improve my home landscaping game. It did not last ten minutes in my hands."
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"My girlfriend found a slug in her salad after she ate the whole thing."
8
"I forgot that i don’t have an ounce of melanin in my skin and i fell asleep on the beach for 4 hours."
9
"Forgot my cookies :("
10
"My Humpty Dumpty bath bomb arrived shattered."
11
"My dog broke my blinds just so she can do this..."
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"My front yard 12 hours ago."
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"Is it funnier knowing that these are antidepressants?"
14
"My younger siblings destroyed my final from high school fine arts class."
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"15 minutes after heading to bed someone destroyed my home and business and took my cat."
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"Person fined for speeding while their car was being towed."
17
"I wanna know who at Amazon said, ‘Let's pack this body wash in a regular envelope and hope for the best!'"
18
"Just getting into my car after grocery shopping when this happened shutting the door."
19
"What happens when a graphic designer hates his client?"
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"Mould killer in my bathroom is itself mouldy... I hate this flat so much..."
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"Wondering which neighbor lost house keys."
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"Next Door Neighbors Painted Their House Yellow."
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"I ordered gummy vitamins on Amazon and live in Arizona."