"A hairstylist friend of mine has done her boyfriend’s hair every day that they’ve been stuck inside. So far we have these gems."
1
“I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today.”
2
“Woke up and discovered that my wife moved our coat stand yesterday.”
3
“I had a shirt made with unflattering pictures of my wife.”
4
“My wife lost a bet and had to go on the scariest ride at the carnival.”
5
“Told my boyfriend I was getting him a burger for Christmas.”
6
"For April Fools, I broke an old car’s window and rolled my wife’s car’s window down, scattered glass, and staged the area. She was not amused."
7
“This is what my boyfriend did to prevent me from snooping before he proposed.”
8
“My wife said that when I pass, she’ll go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...”
9
“My girlfriend and I (finally) got a PlayStation 5, so naturally we did a fake maternity and newborn shoot with it.”
10
“My girlfriend showed up to a party for my birthday dressed as me.”
11
"This husband replaced his baby’s ultrasound with a photo of a xenomorph and the wife sent it to all their relatives without realizing it."
12
“When my wife had an ultrasound for our first child, I took a photo of the printout so she could send it to friends and family on WhatsApp. Instead, I sent her this xenomorph image and she sent it to everyone before realizing what it was. She was not amused.”
“My girlfriend says that I own too many video games. I sent her this.”
13
“My wife can’t stand it when I do this.”
14
"6 years ago I lost my wedding ring. I ended up getting a tattoo instead of replacing it. My wife just found it in an old purse."