Married Life Fails (21 pics)

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The first day of teacher summer vacation I did not set my alarm and put my phone on silent..so it figures I would wake up to 10 calls from my husband and a text that his car broke down.

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Forgot the candles.

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How do you tell your husband that you accidentally shrank his favorite wool sweater?

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Oops. That white thing that’s in between the meat and the styrofoam in the package? Yeah... I don’t think I was supposed to cook that.

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Tumble dryer vs goggles. #wifefail

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Green Thumb or Wife Fail?

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I had *one* job... I literally had this in our wedding vows.

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When it's your husband's birthday in the middle of a house move and you've packed the cello-tape away.

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When you drop your husband's dinner on the floor (and your leg). I managed to salvage a few slices though.

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My phone hates chick fil-a. #confusedhusband

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I never said I was a great cook/baker... HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUBS!!!

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Take a guess of which one was sprayed ALL over every counter. Hint: The counters are all silky smooth now!

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My wife texted me this picture.

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My focaccia. #wifeyfail

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He knows this 'holiday' annoys me, so perhaps we forgot with purpose. His love language... gifts.

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So I officially suck at life. I burned brownies. #wifeyskills

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Drew asked for a leaf blower, I thought i did great. Yes, I thought the box was small but who really questions their gift sizes?