"Someone broke into ALL of the mailboxes at my complex."
1
"I spent all afternoon trying to make homemade breadsticks. They came out looking a little... veiny."
2
"Finally did an allergy test today, the result looks itchy."
3
"I only came here for cheese."
4
Technically what you asked for...
5
"My disappointing M&M ice cream sandwich."
6
"Drunk girl left my froster Machine running."
7
"My buddy got laid off 2 months ago. He got this in the mail today to celebrate his 5 year work anniversary."
8
"Had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night... very sudden and sharp pain in foot."
9
"My sister’s fiancé ran his phone over with a lawnmower."
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K.
11
"No caramel for my ice cream I guess."
12
"My landlord cheaped out and hired a friend to rebuild our back fence. I don’t think this is his area of the expertise."
13
"Hit a goose driving down the interstate."
14
"End of my charging cable just broke off inside my phone."
15
"That time I went to London and finally got to see Big Ben."
16
"My Final Defense for my thesis (so I can finally graduate college) is happening next month. My laptop just got hit with a ransomware and now 5 months of hard work is locked from me."
17
"My girlfriend and I were buying some furniture and on the way to our new apartment someone accidentally rammed into the back of our car so now the trunk won't open and there is no other way to take the furniture out."
18
"Eat two of these bad boys in the dark and go back to see this."
19
"I bought a bike yesterday and took it for a spin. someone decided to run a stop sign."
20
"First day of Spring Break and the weather is looking great."
21
"Anyone know how to jailbreak a TV?"
22
"My daughter "fixed" my keyboard for me."
23
"Spent four months building a campervan, decided to make a little money renting it out, first rental came back like this."