Everybody Lies (30 pics)
“I placed an order with AliExpress. It arrived today. I picked it up, opened it, and you know what I found in there? Exactly — nothing. They sent me an empty package.”
“They brought this teapot to our service center. It seems something is missing here.”
“I ordered a sandwich with a meat patty, cheese, and fresh vegetables. I think I’m going to explode with laughter and anger.”
“This gold sheet mask cost $3. Unfortunately all it brought me was a slightly burning, sticky face.”
“I ate one cookie out of this plastic container and then I noticed something.”
“I ordered a pizza with thick crust, and it had plastic inside. My review was deleted from their group, so I wrote to the manager and attached this photo.”
“I received a reply immediately, ‘Dear customer, we’ll sort it out.’ I wrote to them every day, and the manager calmed me down respectfully, calling me one name or another. 10 days passed, and my evidence began to self-terminate like in a Mission: Impossible movie. I didn’t get any apologies from them. That’s how it ended.”
“I grabbed some toilet paper while in a rush, came home to realize that my boyfriend wouldn’t be able to use it.”
"This “environmentally-friendly” pen"
"When the Ziploc is stronger than the bag"
“I bought these sticky notes because I thought the gold border was nice.”
"The generosity of the manufacturers of these sandwiches knows no boundaries."
“So that’s why the box seemed oddly lightweight.”
“I decided to repot my orchids. I ordered pots online. I don’t think I’ll be able to repot my orchids, I probably have to buy a Barbie doll instead.”
“I thought I bought a full box of beef jerky.”
“I ordered a $40 gaming mouse pad and got this.”
"Black one is salt, white one is pepper."
“My box of staples was more box than staples.”
“I just want a bigger pocket please, is that too much to ask for? My jeans are on the left, my husband’s jeans are on the right.”
"A girl from Instagram decided to prank her subscribers. She did a photoshoot in Ikea but said she was in Bali."
“Had to get 1,001 stickers. Turned out that 768 stickers are just small squares.”
"What a blogger’s photo in paradise might actually look like"
“Ordered some hair dye from Amazon and it was the first time I’d gotten an invisible product from them.”
"Wow, this is smart..."
“I bought wine and came home to find this.”
“Why did I expect full slices?”
“It’s not even a whole mushroom.”
"Sad brownie"
“I’m calling the police.”
"Oil with a little bit of meat"
“I work as a delivery man. I had to deliver this to a client — an empty bag from a luxury store.”
