Bartenders Decode Person By A Drink Choice (24 pics)
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- 30 Mar, 2021 |
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Long Island Iced Tea
“Long island iced tea = let’s get f*ed up, fast.”
Margarita
“Old ladies that want to party usually start with margaritas.”
Vodka Martini
“These are fancy drunks.”
IPA
“IPA drinkers are bearded dads who want to ask 15 questions and try 15 samples.”
Tequila Shot
“I don’t have work tomorrow.”
Scotch and Water
“You’re over 50 with heart issues.”
Cosmopolitan
“This person is almost certainly a pain in the @$$.”
Negroni
“Hipster 20-something.”
Old Fashioned
“Either someone who knows their booze really well, or not at all, and they want to look sophisticated.”
Whiskey Sour
“I’m drinking underage!”
Pinot Grigio
“Has no personality whatsoever.”
Vodka Soda with a Splash of Cranberry
“Vodka soda with a splash of cran will either be an obnoxious white girl or a slender gay man.”
Fruity Frozen Drinks
“Fruity or frozen drinks are typically new drinkers.”
The Customer Who Asks For An “Extra Strong” Drink
“They’re the ones who say, ‘add extra vodka to my drink.’ Then I give them the bill and they say, ‘Why are you charging me for extra alcohol?’”
A Shot Of Fernet
“I spent a year in Europe.”
Vodka Red Bull
“Usually on some kind of drug. On the bright side they tip well because they’re too drunk to care about getting change.”
Bellini
“You have a tab at The Olive Garden.”
Chardonnay
“A mid-30s woman wanting to get a buzz going while trashing on her suburban life.”
A Shot With A Fancy Name
“I can always tell who just turned 21 due to all the complex sweet shots with fancy names being ordered.”
Cabernet Sauvignon
“You actually say ‘I’ll have the Cabernet Sauvignon’ and over-pronounce Sauvignon. One fancy wine, please!”
Jack and Coke
“You’ll be fighting someone in a few hours.”
Mai Tai
“You’re attracted to exotic people and places, but not enough to get a passport.”
Frozen Margarita
“First drink: ‘Omg! I can’t even taste the alcohol.’ A few drinks later: ‘Wowowow I can’t feel my hands!’, then stumbles and falls down.”
Pimms Cup
“I love England, and English things, and British flags, and rowing. Did I tell you about the time I went to Henley?”
