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Bartenders Decode Person By A Drink Choice (24 pics)

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  • 30 Mar, 2021  |
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Long Island Iced Tea

“Long island iced tea = let’s get f*ed up, fast.”

1 Bartenders Decode Person By A Drink Choice (24 pics)

Margarita

“Old ladies that want to party usually start with margaritas.”


2 Bartenders Decode Person By A Drink Choice (24 pics)

Vodka Martini

“These are fancy drunks.”


3 Bartenders Decode Person By A Drink Choice (24 pics)

IPA

“IPA drinkers are bearded dads who want to ask 15 questions and try 15 samples.”


4 Bartenders Decode Person By A Drink Choice (24 pics)

Tequila Shot

“I don’t have work tomorrow.”


5 Bartenders Decode Person By A Drink Choice (24 pics)

Scotch and Water

“You’re over 50 with heart issues.”



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Cosmopolitan

“This person is almost certainly a pain in the @$$.”


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Negroni

“Hipster 20-something.”


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Old Fashioned

“Either someone who knows their booze really well, or not at all, and they want to look sophisticated.”


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Whiskey Sour

“I’m drinking underage!”


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Pinot Grigio

“Has no personality whatsoever.”


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Vodka Soda with a Splash of Cranberry

“Vodka soda with a splash of cran will either be an obnoxious white girl or a slender gay man.”


12 Bartenders Decode Person By A Drink Choice (24 pics)

Fruity Frozen Drinks

“Fruity or frozen drinks are typically new drinkers.”


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The Customer Who Asks For An “Extra Strong” Drink

“They’re the ones who say, ‘add extra vodka to my drink.’ Then I give them the bill and they say, ‘Why are you charging me for extra alcohol?’”


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A Shot Of Fernet

“I spent a year in Europe.”


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Vodka Red Bull

“Usually on some kind of drug. On the bright side they tip well because they’re too drunk to care about getting change.”


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Bellini

“You have a tab at The Olive Garden.”


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Chardonnay

“A mid-30s woman wanting to get a buzz going while trashing on her suburban life.”


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A Shot With A Fancy Name

“I can always tell who just turned 21 due to all the complex sweet shots with fancy names being ordered.”


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Cabernet Sauvignon

“You actually say ‘I’ll have the Cabernet Sauvignon’ and over-pronounce Sauvignon. One fancy wine, please!”


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Jack and Coke

“You’ll be fighting someone in a few hours.”


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Mai Tai

“You’re attracted to exotic people and places, but not enough to get a passport.”


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Frozen Margarita

“First drink: ‘Omg! I can’t even taste the alcohol.’ A few drinks later: ‘Wowowow I can’t feel my hands!’, then stumbles and falls down.”


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Pimms Cup

“I love England, and English things, and British flags, and rowing. Did I tell you about the time I went to Henley?”



24 Bartenders Decode Person By A Drink Choice (24 pics)

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