"Moments after arriving at the office, my shoes decided to take the day off."
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"My sister’s dog had explosive diarrhea at 70mph."
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"Put the instant pot on the stove after using it. It bumped into the knob and turned on the burner."
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"Wanted to chill a bottle of champagne quickly and forgot about it."
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"Ordered dumbbells from China so I could workout from home and got this water bottle 2 months later instead."
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"Someone stole an entire pavement overnight."
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"Told a stranger at my work we'd call the police cause he kept acting suspicious around others cars. He then decided to throw a rock through my windshield."
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"Live alone and came home to this on my couch. Time to change the locks, I guess."
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"The kitchen sink in our new house wouldn't drain..."
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"Was looking forward to eating some gummy worms."
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"Old workmate bought an airgun on wish and this is what he got."
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"Ordered my first Lego technic set and all I got were bags of mega blocks and a stack of paper."
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"I knocked my container of flour onto the floor, and this is how it landed."
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"Boyfriend tried to wash a down pillow..."
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"I passed out while I was walking to the bathroom and I chipped both of my front teeth."
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"Working an outdoor vaccine clinic. Didn't think about sunscreen... Now I have a mask-shaped sunburn, but only on half my face."
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"My wife received a corporate gift from one of her partners for Christmas. It came with candy, champagne flutes, and a small bottle of bubbly. It has been in the fridge since. When we wanted a couple of mimosas yesterday. When I went to open the bottle, I found out it was a candle."
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"Proof I live in Chicago."
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"Some assholes literally parked in the middle of the road and now I'm stuck."
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"My boyfriend wanted to take a picture of that glass of wine, then my dog showed up in my window and did this."
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"So, this is how driving lessons are going with my daughter tonight."
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"Oh, so that’s where they (airpods) went... again."