Whilst taking a passport photo I was told to 'open my eyes and smile more'...
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I don't even know what happened in 6th Grade.
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Me at 11-12 trying to look too cool for the Pirates ride at Disneyland while simultaneously dressing specifically for it.
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I call this look “Christian Granny Goth” and it was pretty bold for a 12 year old in 1995.
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This is how I showed up to university. I wanted to make a statement. Apparently that statement was cross the street with your kids when I come walking down the sidewalks oh muggles...
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On the left is my son Callum at 8 years old on Halloween. He is dressing as Eminem. On the right is me at 8 years old. I dressed as Steve Urkel. I stand by my choice ???????
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My dad found my 2011 high school ID card in his closet today.
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At 16 I was a seasonal employee at Hot Topic. I got 3 hours a week and spent more with my 20% discount than I made.
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Somehow removed the period of time that I would draw glasses and a smiley face on my face every day from my memory.
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I was like 9 and I got a little obsessed with the hippie aesthetic.
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My kindergarten school pic. My mom asked why I didn't smile I said " I was embarrassed to." 5 y/o logic.
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Here I am at six years old, going on 40, looking like I'm ready to do your taxes.
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I think i was the youngest loan shark in history.
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I liked turtles before it was cool.
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My friends daughter found me in our junior high year book. And they laughed, and laughed...
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Me, circa 1991. My mom let me get the laser background. I am so proud of this pic!
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Highschool, 2011. Why yes, I did own a $15 butterfly knife. How did you guess?
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Halloween 1998 when I thought dressing as a giant milkbone would make dogs like me.
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My parents kindly supported my peak edge lord phase :)
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Good ol' Facebook reminding me of how cringey I was in high school. Hot pink fishnets stuffed with grass.
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In 1987 I permed my mullet to look more like Patrick Swayze. I ended up looking like a lesbian biker.
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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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I wasn’t very popular at Catholic youth group.
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Tbh, I am not even ashamed of 2001 me. I miss her.
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Had a blonde Mohawk, cut the rest of my hair, but still wanted bangs. Behold.
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Me and friends before a Disturbed concert in 2006. We're so cool posing in front of Mom and the van ?????
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Age 8 or 9, cosplaying as Marie Antoinette. I’m a guy :P
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When you go for the Kurt Cobain but end up getting called “mmm bop.”
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I lived nowhere near cows or a farm.
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13-14 year old me during my "Eminem phase". That's a hairbrush hanging from my lamp and all of my pictures from that time are made black and grey with Gimp. Good times.
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Anytime my wife sees this she burst out laughing...I thought I looked cool.