“Young Stalin. Like literally the most dashing handsome dude I’ve ever seen. Old Stalin is a no no though.”
“My ex.”
“Lindsay Lohan.”
“Kim Jong Un’s sister.”
“Living: My Art History Professor. Dead: Marie Antoinette.”
“The Queen of England. Yes, I know she’s 90 something years old, but I could go to my grave knowing that I have literally ##ked the Queen. How ##king cool is that?! I know, it could be considered gross by some (not me lol, I love flappy parts), but just imagine the story you could pass down to your grandkids.”
“Amber heard.”
“Azealia Banks. Certified lunatic, but I’d still.”
“Casey Anthony no doubt. She’s absolutely a baddie. Shame about the whole murdering your daughter thing.”
“Farrah Abraham.”
“Betty White. I feel like even at 99 she’d be absolute dynamite in bed.”
“Yolandi Visser from die antwoord.”
“Cal on titanic. Everyone hates him but his hands down who i would've ended up with, the posh fine rich bastard.”