"Dropped milk and the milk carton ripped, how's your Thursday?"
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"When redeeming a steam gift card I accidentally scratched off two of the letters... the card was 50$."
2
"Been waiting 6 weeks for a rather expensive toilet so we can fit it at a client's house, it has finally arrived."
3
"I was already running late to open up shop this morning, this didn’t help at all. How’s your day going?"
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"Forgot to put water in the bread maker. Five hours wasted and my kitchen smells like burning death."
5
"Got over confident with my cooking and tried to make cookies."
6
"A co-worker left his bagpack hanged outside for a while (yup that's a bee swarm)."
7
"Forgot my water bottle in the car."
8
"Got my pc and vr headset snowed in due to my stupidity."
9
"Almost brought some leftover Chinese home..."
10
"When you realize the ex wife did at least one important job that has been neglected for 5 months at your new house."
11
"The boyfriend left a sharpie in his jeans pocket the one time I didn't check them."
12
"Lasted 10 years. Broke on me half way through my driveway after shoveling my neighbors because their shovel broke the day before."
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"Thought somebody had crashed a car into our kitchen at 5:30 this morning. No, it was just our glass table smashing itself to bits."
15
"I was eating a bag of sour gushers and there was an eye contact inside of the bag... Didn’t realize until I was chewing on it."
16
"After waiting months for a new sectional, this is what was delivered instead."
17
"I dropped my nearly full vile of insulin on the floor and it broke... (I have a spare but that’s 60+ bucks I’ll never get back)"
18
"I guess I found the weight limit of a trash bag. That’s cat litter."
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Gotta love pizza night!
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"Booked a Bed and Breakfast to help out small business, rather than a chain hotel. I showed up late after flying all day, and no one was there."
22
"Got in a fender bender (not my fault.) First accident ever in 25 years of driving. Rented a car while mine is being repaired. 3 days later someone totaled my rental."