People Tell About Things That Are Better Than Sex (21 pics)
“Eating something that just perfectly hits the spot, when you’re really hungry and/or craving something specific. The right food is just… yeah.”
“When your nose gets unblocked and you can smell everything x1000.”
“Being wanted… not needed… wanted.”
“Taking a ###t in your home’s toilet after coming back from traveling.”
“When you attempt to fix something or build something in general and it works, particularly when you’ve spent days troubleshooting.”
“Never having to worry about money again.”
“Farting so hard that your stomach ache is gone.”
“Yawning so hard it makes your hearing better.”
“Pulling that booger out that was connected to your brain, and gave you the euphoric feeling that is unexplainable.”
“Getting laid off after 15 years then finding a better paying job in less than 2 weeks.”
“The comfort of knowing there’s someone to come home to. Younger me didn’t care, grown-up me takes comfort in knowing that there’s someone at home who wants me to come home, and looks forward to the end of a long day of work.”
“When you wake up from a bad dream and realize that it was only a dream.”
“Have you ever agreed to plans that you kinda didn’t want to do in the first place and then have them end up getting canceled and all you feel is that sweet relief? Yeah, that.”
“Actually getting a good night’s sleep without interruption.”
“One time I passed out in some poison ivy and got it all over my back. Huge amount of poison ivy, I would go into the shower, turn the heat all the way up just let it hit my back while I moaned like a wh#re.”
“Finding a real partner you can rely on. Sex is the cherry on top.”
“When you stretch and you get that pop feeling and you’re able to function.”
“Accomplishing something you didn’t think you could.”
“Peegasm. When you relieve yourself so hard, you shudder and have intense clarity after.”
“Paying off debt.”
“That poop. And you know the one I’m talking about.”
