“I bought my grandma this hooded blanket for Christmas. Caught my dog staring at her while she made oatmeal.”
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“Sandwich only sits with my wife, but I think I found a way to beat the system.”
2
“Wife said she wanted a small coffee table.”
3
“Wife thought this would be funny. She was correct.”
4
“My girlfriend lent her sister the car for the day and then she got this cake.”
5
“We live in a house and there are many nuts that fall from the trees in our garden. I crack them with a kitchen door. My wife doesn’t like it and says she would do the same but feels bad for the door. I presented her with a door for nut cracking.”
6
“I’m missing my family. I wish we could all get together like last year. I’m there, standing hollow.”
7
“Didn’t have an ugly sweater for the work Zoom party and asked my wife to pick one out for me. She made one instead. Be afraid.”
8
“My mom couldn’t find Google Chrome so I did this.”
9
“My 6-foot-tall son (13) thinks it’s funny to put things just out of my reach.”
10
“I think my wife is ready for Cyberpunk 2077.”
11
"It’s actually a mask that helps with her eczema and acne."
“How to get everyone in the family picture.”
12
“I got a PlayStation 5 for Christmas this year!”
13
“I got my brother a spare part for his bike for Christmas. Only spent about 4 hours wrapping it.”
14
“My great uncle is a mechanic, and for some reason, he decided to paint a propane tank in his garage into a Lego man.”
15
“I changed this 4 days ago. The wife still hasn’t noticed. I wonder how many days it will last!”
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“Got my wife some zip-up PJs for Christmas...”
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Bonus: “My wife left without saying a word this morning. This was on the headboard when I woke up.”