"I accidentally pushed broil button instead of bake button."
2
"Accidentally put Christmas breakfast on an active burner."
3
"Spent all of yesterday splitting oak firewood to sell at a local roadside market today so I could afford to buy my SO a Christmas gift. The county shut the market down this morning. I now have $3, no gift, and a load of firewood getting rained on. Merry Christmas."
4
"Got this for Christmas because I always lose my keys, but now I can’t find my keys to put it on the keychain."
5
"We heard crash in the middle of the night - though that was a thief but it was this..."
6
"I just wanna go home."
7
"Ordered One Brussel Sprout instead of 1kg! Need to cut it into four to go round!"
8
"Christmas dinner did not go as planned. Everyone is all good though!"
9
"Puzzling, Things have taken a turn."
10
"This is what happens when you forget to poke a hole in spaghetti squash and then attempt to cut it after it’s baked. It explodes in your face!"
11
"My water heater spontaneously decided that it was time to leave the wall. At 4.30 am."
12
"My neighbors had a party last night. That’s my trampoline."
13
"Put my change jar in my trunk so I could take it to the bank."
14
"My wedding ring was a little tight when we got it 20 years ago, finally had to cut it off today. (We are still happily married)"
15
"This morning I added curry instead of cinnamon in my hot milk."
16
"Just plugged in the new monitor I got for Christmas, 144hz never looked so good!"
17
"Christmas Lunch ruined for a few extra $ on weigh-in."
18
19
"My sister asked for a Nintendo Switch for Xmas… her boyfriend must have misunderstood."
20
"My first apple pie I made last night got left on the roof of my car never to be seen again."
21
"I asked the kids to check on how many eggs we had left, quote "We have plenty."
22
"Postal delivery person forgot to lock my street's cluster of mail/parcel boxes, and someone decided to steal all the contents."
23
"Came home to find my bike stolen from my porch, Merry Christmas guys."