"Just a daddy long leg but one hell of a shock when you feel something ticking you after you sit down."
2
"There was a piece of sand on my glasses cleaning cloth."
3
"I let my boyfriend take my car to see his mom. My car keys have a glass-breaking rescue tool on them. This is my boyfriend's mom's table now."
4
"My dog managed to throw up on the only unprotected spot of my cream-colored couch."
5
"Bought a case for the switch lite I got for my sons birthday later this week. Had no idea the amazon driver yeeted it over the back fence, the dog opened it up and destroyed it, then I slipped and got my clothes caked in mud whilst retrieving it from the garden."
6
"The diamond in my ring fell out today. It came with a 10 year workmanship guarantee. Yesterday was our 10th wedding anniversary."
7
"Putting these shoes in the dryer was a bad idea."
8
"Instead of baking Christmas cookies with my daughter and enjoying our regular "Ramen Night", I'm in the ER after a bad fall at work. Got this cool neck brace though!"
9
"Really wanted to see Big Ben when I was in London."
10
"Thanks Amazon - a thinly padded envelope is a great way to ship a glass jar of yeast!"
11
"Lost my wedding ring a month ago, bought a new one today; also, today..."
12
"My 12 year old, allergic to nearly everything."
13
"The time I fulfilled a life long dream to visit the Taj Mahal."
14
"Did a Psychedelic Jerry puzzle :( missing a piece, got an extra copy of another piece instead."
15
"Got a nail in our tire 30 minutes into our 9 hour road trip."
16
"My sister's makeup bag after my dad accidentally sat on it."
17
"I went for a walk at the beach. I have counted 96 mosquito bites in my body."
18
"Candle was super fragrant last night... now I know why!"
19
"This why Hair Dye says to test it on a small spot before applying everywhere. Bad allergic reaction."
20
"I found where my 3 year old twins have been hiding my loose change."
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22
"Found my AirPods after an exhaustive search and buying a replacement. My 6-year-old son put it in his stocking and forgot about it."
23
"Today my GF is 23."
24
"Looks like I'm not going to work today."
25
"My mom checked a bag she was originally going to carry on and forgot what was in the outside pocket."