“Took a picture of my garden and accidentally turned the concrete wall into a lake.”
“Eat your vegetables or you may shrink!”
“Ginormous dog bed in the back yard???”
“As I leave my office at night, the full-length painting next to my door reflects in the window of the office across the way and startles me. Every. Time.”
“You can’t swim here.”
“This buff dog-man.”
“Giant parrot attacking horses.”
“Some very big cats.”
“Where did her arm go?”
“Have you ever tried to look at your hand with all your fingers aligned behind your thumb?”