“My boss told me to at least try shoveling out and come in today. My car is the red one.”
2
“My boss censored my cleavage at work yesterday...I should add that before this, my boss was making tape barricades on the stairs for people to get caught in.”
3
“My boss wears his $50,000 green diamond ring to work, laying asphalt.”
4
“My boss gave me a key to open this drawer, then started laughing hysterically when I tried unlocking it. I didn’t realize why until now.”
5
"When only the chosen ones can have an office romance."
6
“My boss put grape Kool-Aid in all the watercoolers.”
7
"Some bosses have a strange sense of humor."
8
“My boss installed an IP Camera at the store to spy on us when he was away. I retaliated with this rig.”
9
“Me: Do we have a bigger stapler? My boss: Here you go.”
10
"Is it a good or a bad thing when a boss doesn’t have a good memory?"
11
“A guy at work asked my boss for a raise... This is what he got.”
12
“My boss was tired of our wire cutters getting stolen. I’m not sure this will solve it.”
13
“So I brought a pecan pie to work. By noon it was missing. Found it a few hours later in my boss’s office.”
14
“I work in IT. This is the Christmas wreath my boss made.”
15
Bonus: “Ever since my boss had a daughter, I’ve received diminishing amounts of attention. But I don’t want to let her artwork be the only thing on display in the office!”