"The Dark Tower. I refuse to watch one of my favourite series get butchered like that."
"Hostel. Even if its intention is to bring to light the world of human trafficking which I doubt, it’s torture porn. I can’t stomach the act of people doing such things."
"Marley and Me. Just can’t do it."
"Any of the 50 shades movies. They all sound terrible."
"Midsommar, I walked in on the last 5 minutes, and I don't intend to find out how it got there... ever..."
"Any of the live-action Disney reboots. They feel like a dirty and manipulative scheme to play on my precious nostalgia for trademark extensions and gratuitous amounts of cash."
"Bridge To Terabithia. That book made me cry so much."
"A Serbian Film, because the premise is absolute f*cking trash, void of any substance."
"Emoji Movie. Reason: No."
"Coco. I lost my brother two years ago and I know enough about the movie to know that it would rip me apart."
"Polar Express. I like the book, but the people in the animated version are creepy."
"The new Mulan, partly because it looks terrible, partly because they tried to charge people a premium on a streaming service they already pay for to see it early and I don't wanna encourage that."
"I’ve already seen Grave of the Fireflies, but I cannot and will not ever watch it again."
"The human centipede.. I think it's weird."
"The Twilight movie series."
"Basically any movie where the actors are running around with a hand held camera."