"This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head"
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"Britain Invaded Half The World For Spices And Decided They Didn’t Like Any Of Them"
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"Mother And Son Reunited In Afterlife"
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"Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants"
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"Garlic Burger From A Local Burger Joint. My Burps Could Kill A Walrus Right Now..."
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"Til If You Cut Lotus Root Into Wedges, You End Up With Aliens In Your Frying Pan"
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"My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon"
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"Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy"
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"Anyone Ever Get Really Depressed And Make A Nice Tray Of Grilled Cheese?"
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"Spaghetti O’s W/Meatballs In A Pepperoni Bowl"
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"2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram"
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"Thought I’d Try Homemade Sushi Out"
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"Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'"
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"Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom"
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"Made Some Masks"
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"My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie"
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"I Call This One "Depression""
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"Is This Really What People Think Vegans Want To Eat?"
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"I Made A Pasta Burrito Wrapped In Rice Paper...Behold The Atrocity Of Man"
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"Coronavirus Diet: Just 2 Kilograms Of Cookie Dough That I Attack With A Spoon Every Now And Then"
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"(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!"
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"Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well..."
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"Made Croissants.. Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Roll Them"
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"My Boss Eats This Depressing Lunch Every Day"
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"My Aunt's Finished "Porcupine" Cake"
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"Tonight’s Special Is A Plate Of Spaghetti Betwixt Two Slices Of Garlic Bread With A Side Of A Vegetable Medley. Apologies Sir, The Chef Is High Off His @$$"
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"My Wive's Lunch. Yep That's A Banana With Instant Chicken Noodles"