"Cost of sugar in rural Alaska. The 10# bag of flour next to it is $32."
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"My toddler elbowed my eye so hard during cuddles that I ended up in the ER with a scratched cornea."
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"After charging all my devices at a friend's house thanks to a 3 day power outage, I stopped for food and came out to find this. My gaming laptop, work laptop and tablet all gone. At least they left me the power bricks."
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"My smoke detector is leaking Balsamic Vinegar... because the landlords baby knocked over a huge bottle of the stuff, and it poured into the vent system, so now we have balsamic vinegar dripping out of everything."
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"Quarantine has been rough on my hair."
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"Have you ever spilled something at 3:27 am and just... considered leaving it there?"
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"I ordered mundane items from Amazon, I got a delivery notify, I asked my son to bring the box in and said jokingly, Don’t open it it may be Christmas presents! He has asked for a Switch for Christmas, he now thinks he’s getting one because of the promo on the Amazon box, sadly this isn’t true."
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"Was shooting a little skit and I'm literally in a bathroom stall at work right now covered in clown paint and I just tried wiping it off and it's not coming off..."
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"I was so excited to harvest my radishes... but instead I get to join the tiny vegetable club."
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"Thanks... first work trip since March and they took everything. Even my underwear."
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"Ramen: Microwave for 4 minutes on high power. Follow me for more great recipes!"
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"Car door was frozen shut and I pulled too hard."
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"Opened up a new package of butter while making dinner and all of them had mold."
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"Girlfriend didn’t realize the Silica packet was in her laptop bag and was ripped. Perfect size to get stuck in her MacBook Aux..."
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"Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice..."
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"There's an ant inside my $500 computer monitor."
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"What my friend ordered versus what she got. The guy who made it actually took $5 out of the register and just handed it to her, freaking hilarious."
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"I spent an hour assembling this TV stand, and just realized that I put one of the boards in backwards."
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"I ordered a 6ft tall rainbow tree from a Facebook ad and this is what showed up! I'm crying from laughing so hard, I've never had this happen in real life!"
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"It’s funny until it happens to you..."
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"PS5 gets delivered today and I just happen to break my thumb."