“Just because I’m interested in you, doesn’t mean I only want your body.”
1
“Just because I don’t have tears running down my face doesn’t mean I’m not as sad as you.”
2
“Why is it hard, and why is it not getting hard.”
3
“When I tell you that I go for walks and drives to clear my head, that DOES NOT MEAN that I hate, or despise you.”
4
“If we say we’re doing nothing, “nothing” is not a void to be filled; nothing is the activity and we love it.”
5
“I’m not angry, I just don’t have anything to say.”
6
“Why I don’t know what the ###k my best friend is up to in life even after hanging out with him all day.”
7
“I don’t always want to be the one that initiates sex. It makes me feel like a creep.”
8
“What it’s like peeing with a boner.”
9
“We like affection and warmth and flattery sometimes too – not just sex.”
10
“Just because I am good with kids doesn’t make me a pedophile.”
11
“When I talk about my feelings I want to be heard, understood and something to change. When we fight about my feelings it only makes me repress those feelings.”
12
“We’re not afraid of marriage. We’re afraid of divorce.”
13
“No, the dress doesn’t make you look fat.”
14
“Hints don’t work. Just tell us what’s up.”
15
“It’s called scratching your balls but it’s much more of a pinch and twist motion.”
16
“How you can actually twitch your penis. All of my lady acquaintances are interested to learn that we have the ability to do so.”
17
“That I just want to stay in and chill this weekend, after a stressful week at work.”
18
“Compromise is a two-way street. If you want those pink pastel bedsheets and pink pastel walls, I’m getting the Star Wars lamp.”
19
“How much it hurts to get hit in the balls.”
20
“It is entirely possible to listen to everything you say, understand it all and still forget it 5 minutes later especially when under pressure.”