"Bought a house in July and they graciously left me a mini fridge in the basement, after moving all my beer and alcohol downstairs I discovered it was in fact a freezer."
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"I turned the wrong stove burner on and exploded my made from scratch pumpkin pie."
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"Noticed our stroller felt a little weird, found out there’s a pin stuck in the tire. The pin is very ironic."
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"My sink fell out of my sink."
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"My Cooked just done ready to eat macaroni."
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"My wife started painting ornaments for Christmas, and only realized after she finished this bird that she did it upside down."
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"Someone threw away the rest of my birthday cake before I was able to take it home..."
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"Mirror fell off the wall at 2 am."
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"I spilled 50,000 2mm glass beads on the ground and I now have to sort them by hand."
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"I’m a UPS Driver. This was how my truck looked on the first stop of the day. It’s not even our peak season yet."
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"We got our doors painted during a remodel and the painters forgot to put the plastic covering on the ground."
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"My pepper grinder broke this morning."
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"I’m a tattoo artist, the last tattoo I did was the number 13 on a clients ankle. The next day I broke both of my ankles."
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"Off work early on a Friday just wanna get home!"
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"Why you should never put dish soap in a fountain."
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"New pup ripped a hole in the bean bag chair and had some fun last night."
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"My other air pod fell out while dumping another pile."
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"My brand new Smart TV just arrived!"
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"Someone randomly threw a watermelon at my car in the middle of the night. It looks very violent with the pieces of watermelon..."
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"Turned on the front burner instead of the back one."
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"Pizza the delivery app promised vs the Pizza I received."
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"Apparently there's a staple sticking upon this bench."